Ooooooo~ You want to DROP to the ground and do push-ups soooo bad~ Ooooooo~
Or you can do elevated push-ups on the side of your bed, or up against the wall, if you’re weak~
Or you can use this audio for curl-ups, squats, strokes, humps, pumps, rubs, or some kind of fucked up fractionation~
I get so many requests for work-out motivation… This works, right~?
How long can you go~?
(Yes this is a meme and a shitpost but maybe you’re easy enough to fall for even this~)