NOTE: All of the words we came up with are in [Brackets]

Welcome, [Little Parsley], to this enchanting journey of relaxation and fun! My name is [Sammys]. Please find a comfortable position, close your [Anal canal], relax your [Wenis] and take a deep breath in…

and out…

As we begin, imagine yourself standing on the edge of a [Discombobulated] lake. The water is [Skibidi] and [Sigma], reflecting

the vibrant colors of the surrounding [Antidisestablishmentarianists]. With each ebb and flow, feel your

[Opia] and [Revoltedness] gently drifting away.

Now, I’d like you to think of a [Scoobtastic] place that holds a special

significance for you. It might be [Burger Bing], your [Basement jail cell], or even [The Edge of the fucking universe]. This place should be one that makes you feel [Boingus] and connected to [Pikmins].

As we explore this realm, notice the sights and sounds around you. Are there [Pregananant] [Rat boats]? notice the sky above you, Do the colors of the sky shift to a [Snugglepuss] hue? or do they deepen, to remind you of a [Bong]?

Maybe you would prefer to focus on the sounds of this [Sus] space, listen closely, not just to my voice but also to the alluring sound of [the gock gock 9000] flowing all around you, just like the water you’ve found yourself near.

What an interesting place to be, your mind reminds me so closely of [Grapefruit blowjob].

but it is time to continue our journey, so walk along with me now, as [Godspeed] as you can. you’ll notice that the trees around us are adorned with [Grapefruit blowjobs] and [121.71 spicy McCrispies]. The air is filled with the sweet scent of [Femboy bussy crack] as we approach our resting place, a hidden [The cum zone]. This magnificent place holds the key to unlocking your deepest desires and dreams. Are you ready to uncover its secrets? Take a

step forward with your [Gyatt] first, and feel yourself slipping [Melting to infinity and beyond] into the [Musky] trance that this space brings.

How do you feel, now that you’re here?

do you feel [Thrilled]? maybe you even feel [Purple].

But i think, you really should be feeling [Leaky
] and [Tender]

after all, you are listening to me speak, right next to your [Boobaa],

and my voice is incredibly [Demonic (derogitory)], how could you do anything but listen?

And thats exactly why i know you’ll listen to me when i tell you to [Get down on one knee and propose]

You’re so attuned to my [Face tattoo] and my words. It’s almost as if you’ve been

waiting for me to guide you on this journey.

and yes, you are such a good [Absolute dumptruck] for me, its VERY entertaining

i could keep giving you commands forever

maybe i will

so listen closely again [The glizzler], this time i want you to [Watch all the seasons of Breaking Bad]

and i want you to feel [Gooned out] while you do it.

hahahaha! how wonderful!

youre getting me excited, thinking of all the possibilities, all the delightful things i could do to you, if i really wanted to i could [Put you into a body bag made of cardboard boxes and make you slide down the stairs feet first and then throw you into the pool in the backyard] oooohhh…or i could even [Unbint your bogos]

but alas! our time today is short…maybe those will have to wait until [Yesterday]

for now, i think ill have to give you a mantra, its always such a good way to end these sessions, something to make you think of me when you repeat it, something that will really make you feel [Extremely awkward and sweaty]

so repeat after me:

my mind is [Used], my thoughts are [Abused], i am [Mindzonked]

again [My little Freddy Fazbear]

((REPEAT ABOVE FINISHED MANTRA))

very good! you should be pleased with yourself.

now, as fun as this little adventure has been, its nearly time to wake up.

slowly from 1 to 5 you’re going to come back to the waking world for me.

1… feeling [Pussy-puddled]

2… your [Wagina] starting to move again

3… coming up with the sound of my voice in your ears

4… almost there, leaving behind any thoughts of [Domain expansion]

5… wide awake for me

There you are!

Thank you for joining me on this [Flabbergasted] journey! I hope you’ll return to this magical realm soon, maybe we can have another adventure in chaos.

Until then, may your head be filled with [Hot choccy time] and your thoughts focused solely on [Brainqueef].

bye bye~