[SFX: Door opening and shutting. Door locking optional]

[Calling out] Honey! I’m home! I got a little surprise for you too.

[Pause] / [Walking SFX]

[Slightly unsure] Honey? You there?

[Whispers] No..no..no..not again.

[Walking pace increases SFX]

[Slightly chuckling/ relieved] Oh, my goodness. You scared me for a second. Phew. I totally forgot I gagged you before I went to work. Nearly gave me a heart attack baby.

[Exhale] Gosh, I can’t imagine what I would have done if you had left…

[Very serious tone shift]…or what I would have done TO you.

[Switch back to pleasant] Anyway, I got some of your favorite snacks while on my way from work! Those sweet things you like and oh! The spicy ones too…here let me just remove your gag..

[Very serious] Ah ah ah…do you remember what happened last time you screamed? If I get one more police wellness check I swear to god…

[Back to cheerful] Anyway, do you want some now?

[SFX:Opens bag, ruffles chips or snacks]

Say ahhhhhhh! Oh? Are you not hungry? But…[slightly sad] I went all the way to the store to get you these…I thought it’d make you happy…

[Frustrated walks away] Fine. I guess you don’t appreciate my efforts to make you happy. [opens trash can and throws items in trash] There, the snacks are in the trash now. You happy? [confused and concerned] Wait…are you crying?

[Hurries back, begin kissing] Oh baby…I’m so sorry. You know how I can be sometimes. I just…[slightly deranged] love you so so so so so much. I wanna make you happy, even when you don’t think you deserve it. Is that what that was? You don’t think you deserve happiness? My poor baby. You do. I don’t care how long it takes. I’m going to teach you everything it means to be happy…happy with me of course.

[Notices erection] OH! I see. You weren’t hungry for food were you? Wow you are really hard. Good lord. You’re still kinda crying though…let’s just put that gag back in just case the neighbors get nosy again

[SFW: Stuffs gag/ruffling sound]

[Giggling] God I love you, you little pervert.

[SFX: undoing belt and taking off jeans] Now let’s see that fat cock I love so much.

[Happy exahle] God, look at him. So…thick…and the perfect length. I’m so glad you’re more girth than length. [Silly tone] I like having my cervix not bruised every time we fuck, thank you very much. Plus it’s easier to do this…

[Spits on cock, strokes for a second, and then deep throats once to tease] Oh god, I love that. I love you. I love this. I love us.

[Continue sucking]

You know, you play your cards right, I might actually let you fuck me in the ass one day. [Deep throat] but not today…

[SFX: Blow job noises/experience. Feel free to do whatever here]

[Giggling] Ohh..you’re getting close to coming aren’t you? Bad boy…you know that doesn’t go in my mouth unless I say so.

[SFX: Taking off your bottoms] You know exactly where I want it. [Kissing then whisper] I want that fat load deep in my cunt.

[SFX: Some ruffling as you mount probably] Ah, okay, now let’s get this inside…[moans in shock] oh fuck…you’re always so much bigger than I remember…jesus [big moan as it fully slides in] Ahhh…god..yes..so fucking good.

[SFX: Very wet sex noises, slapping bodies together, rhythmic, moaning]

[Moaning] Yes, yes, yes fuck me. You fuck me so good. I love you. I love you. I love you. God. I love you.

[SFX: General sex noises and moaning for a bit.]

[Moaning] Oh…I can feel your cock pulsating…you’re getting close again aren’t you? Me too baby. Me too…god this is so perfect..but honey…you’re not wearing a condom…is that okay? You know I’m not on birth control…

[very short pause] No…? Oh…well…we’re already here…[moan] and I’m so close…let’s just gamble on it baby…you and me…it’s time to cum

[quicker/faster paced sex noises for a lil bit]

[Moaning] I…I’m gonna..i’m gonna..oh fuck..you’re cumming…you’re cumming..holy shit you’re cumming so much…fuck that’s so hot…fuck I’m gonna….CUM [big orgasm moan] FUCK! [orgasm intensifies]

[Large exhale] Ohh….ohh my god…that was so fucking good. God, baby, that…phew you really outdid yourself there. And jesus…you came so much in me. I’m for sure getting pregnant now [giggles]

[Gets off listener] Or I probably would be if I wasn’t actually on birth control [giggles] I think it’s so cute you have a breeding fetish. Not as cute as you using your birthday for your computer password. Man, you watched a lot of porn before we met. [singy songy] Not any more though!

[Loving sigh] Yeah, someday we’ll turn that breeding fantasy into a reality. You’re gonna make such a good daddy. Once you get over your commitment issues. It’s only been three months anyway. Having a kid this early would be crazy. Like, for real, kids? In this economy? Haha, I’m not insane.

[Serious tone] Right? I’m not crazy. Right?

[Pause]

[Back to cheerful] GOOD! Alright, well I’m gonna go wash up and I’ll be back to bathe you afterwards. Don’t go anywhere! [giggles]

[Serious tone again] No. Really. Don’t go anywhere.

[giggles] Okay, I love you. Be right back.